If I had one of those, I would refuse to get out. I would take all my meals in it. Demand sponge baths. And essentially let my skin grow around the cables as a tree grows around and through a chain link fence.
They would have to surgically remove the johnny jump-up and by that time, my legs would be atrophied and lifeless I would need a rascal scooter.
Taralyn, Hey girl! blogs are such a fun way to keep in touch. wow, i am getting tired just peeking into your life--baby and school and everything. your baby is so big!
and she keeps spinning and spinning and...
i have long believed that the makers of children's toys have a huge warehouse somewhere where they keep the adult-sized toys, hidden from all of us, for their own personal use.
SO not fair.
i also one time had a roommate whose dad was a professional toy inventor. i am not making this up. he would send her some of the rejected toys [which were all fully manufactured but had just not been put on the market]. we had a nice little collection of small plastic bikes [similar to Big Wheels, if you remember those] that we would use to race each other along Naupaka St. in Hawai'i.
Anyway, I'm glad we have become cyberfriends. it's the way of the future. and The Future Is Now [Last Talks in India, Jiddu Krishnamurti].
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If I had one of those, I would refuse to get out. I would take all my meals in it. Demand sponge baths. And essentially let my skin grow around the cables as a tree grows around and through a chain link fence.
They would have to surgically remove the johnny jump-up and by that time, my legs would be atrophied and lifeless I would need a rascal scooter.
Where can I buy one of those?
Taralyn,
Hey girl! blogs are such a fun way to keep in touch. wow, i am getting tired just peeking into your life--baby and school and everything. your baby is so big!
and she keeps spinning and spinning and...
i have long believed that the makers of children's toys have a huge warehouse somewhere where they keep the adult-sized toys, hidden from all of us, for their own personal use.
SO not fair.
i also one time had a roommate whose dad was a professional toy inventor. i am not making this up. he would send her some of the rejected toys [which were all fully manufactured but had just not been put on the market]. we had a nice little collection of small plastic bikes [similar to Big Wheels, if you remember those] that we would use to race each other along Naupaka St. in Hawai'i.
Anyway, I'm glad we have become cyberfriends. it's the way of the future. and The Future Is Now [Last Talks in India, Jiddu Krishnamurti].
Yeah, but the future sure isn't what it used to be.
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