Women have known the art of persuasion throughout the beginning of time. The trick is, as my momma taught me well, to make the man feel like it was all his idea. You keep up the facade that they are the ones in power, making the important decisions, when in fact, we are the one behind the curtain. Make them FEEL like they have the power and you will in actuality have the power. All the men reading this are thinking, "I know exactly what she's doing when she's doing that," and that's the ultimate, give them snippits of downplay so they are even more blindsided when you carry out the real plans.
Now for the hard evidence....the mighty, mighty, mitochondria. For those of you that don't know what the mitochondria are, they are the power house of the cell. All energy that you use is produced by these amazing organelles. Just think hard back to that biology class and you'll remember that practically all cellular processes are coupled to these all powerful little kidney beans. What does this have to do with the superiority of women you ask. Only EVERYTHING. Men leave a lineage of names, women leave a lineage of the mighty, mighty, all powerful mitochondria. May I quote, "What's in a name?" It's just the smoke and mirrors to make the men feel good about leaving something to their children. When, in actuality the most important things are given by the female. All the mitochondria that an embryo receives is provided by the wonderful mother. The lineages can be traced back through the female lines for endless generations. We are the power behind every action and every thought. So men, next time you have a thought of being superior, remember the energy for that thought came from those wonderful female entities you have within each cell called the mitochondria. Oh, and remember when I said men can lift heavy things....all the energy required to lift those heavy things is made possible by those mighty, mighty, mitochondria.
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Potato, potato. You say women put the idea into mens' heads so we think we are the ones who came up with the idea. In the end, nothing happens unless we (the men) say it happens. You might seduce the man, but you don't get pregnant unless we say you get pregnant. So unless we allow you to provide a baby with the "mighty mitochondria," you aint doin' nothin' baby. You can just ask all those lesbians--nothin' happenin' there because there aint no man around. It might be your idea, but it's the man's stamp of approval that gets things done.
good work taralyn, look you even have zac thinking the way you want him to think. he's trapped in your powerhouse and doesn't even know it.
about the marathon - email me, iggy.enigma@gmail.com and we'll talk. :)
Yes, yes, yes. The women may supply the cellular power plants along with their own genome. All action and energy my be linked to the woman's contribution to the organism, the mitochondria. All human activity, society, culture, religion, art, government, economies and everything might grind to a screeching halt if the woman's mitochondria suddenly refused to continue its tireless production of pure energy. All great thoughts, literature, inventions, institutions, works of art and human achievements may be attributed to the female-lineaged mitochondria...but a man can urinate from a speeding car.
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